What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Gluten Jokes More Gluten Jokes

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning