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How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

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What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.