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What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

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What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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How does he smell?

Terrible!

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!