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What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

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Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Muhammad Ali Jokes More Muhammad Ali Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay