Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.