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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's