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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

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What do you call a cow with Parkinson's?

Beef jerky

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.