Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

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Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.