March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What is a clowns fart made of?

Laughing gas.

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam?

Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.