How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

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What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.