How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

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What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.