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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn