What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

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What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

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Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.