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What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish