What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961