What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

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What's the difference between the east-German and the west-German accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.