Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

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What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

So I punched him in the head.