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Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

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What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don

What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.