Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

What goes "Hahahahaha...thud"?

Someone laughing their head off