Because they can get their whole grains.
The players all drowned in spring training.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
The girl necks door.
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
Ka-Mayomayo
Sub humans.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.