Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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What do you call a green cow in a field?

Invisibull.

What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.