Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains