Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.