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Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.