Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

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How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.