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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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What do you call rude fungi?

Shiit-talking mushrooms

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.