What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.