What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

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What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U":

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

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What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.