What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.