Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

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What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

Ouch...

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!