How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What do you call money on drugs?

A high five...

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks