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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan