How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the football go to the bank?

To get is quarterback.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.