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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the football go to the bank?

To get is quarterback.

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan