Why did the football go to the bank?

To get is quarterback.

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Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.