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Kitchen Sink Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!

Rock Band Jokes More Rock Band Jokes

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.