Kitchen Sink Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Couple's Daily Question Mug

$19.99

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

You might also enjoy:

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

Rock Band Jokes More Rock Band Jokes

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...