Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D
One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.
Moshing the dishes
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees
Because it has microwaves
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
They wash themselves.
Like a Bosch!
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
I think we're in sink.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
There are more birds on that side.
You should know more than your dog.
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
