Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D
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One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.
Moshing the dishes
I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.
With a square Dance!
In the kitchen.
There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Mount Rushmore
1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound
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To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Knock on the door.
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.
What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
Don't move -- I've got you covered.
Four abreast!
Because they can't stand up for themselves.
