Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D
One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.
Moshing the dishes
I think we're in sink.
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.
Can't they just get taller women
I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Ex-Benedict
Carpet bombing.
With a square Dance!
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
No woman wears the same attire every year.
A cheesy pickup line
A bramble bee!
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
In the L Ron cupboard.