Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

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What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle