Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Kick Stand Jokes More Kick Stand Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand?

It's just two-tired.

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.