Rock Band Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

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What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

English Jokes More English Jokes

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Kitchen Sink Jokes More Kitchen Sink Jokes

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

Whats an owl say?

Quien?

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!