OCDC
Mount Rushmore
Rock Band for the XBOX 360
Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.
Moshing the dishes
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Turnip for what
Turnip
Because they don't even know if they believe.
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
Because he couldn't tuna piano!
Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
A bundt cake!
Because it's too cold out-tide.
Like a Bosch!
They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
Staple food to the ceiling!
