Rock Band Jokes

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

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What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

English Jokes More English Jokes

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

4 People Jokes More 4 People Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.