Rock Band Jokes

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

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What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

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English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

When did the 100 years war get serious?

When the English got Crecy

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Agnostic Rock Band Jokes More Agnostic Rock Band Jokes

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What does LeBron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!