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Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

English Jokes More English Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Retarded Kid Jokes More Retarded Kid Jokes
Agnostic Rock Band Jokes More Agnostic Rock Band Jokes

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Kitchen Sink Jokes More Kitchen Sink Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.