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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

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