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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What do you tell a lady with two black eyes?

Nothing, You already told her twice.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath