What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why aren't redheads very good R&ampB singers?

Because they have no soul

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.