What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.