I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Press pray.
Because he's dead.
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
Practice makes perfect.
She was taking god's name in vein.
When the big hand touches the little one.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
