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How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

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What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

Bedtime Jokes More Bedtime Jokes

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.