The time God took to cook us
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
Gnomelettes.
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
