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What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!