What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.