What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!