What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day