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What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.