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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

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Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.