What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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She was taking god's name in vein.

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.