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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!