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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What did the dyslexic traveller say when he arrived at an unknown station?

Whoops, wrong sub.

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.