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How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Ethiopian Rave Jokes More Ethiopian Rave Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.