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How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Ethiopian Rave Jokes More Ethiopian Rave Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.