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What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Ethiopian Rave Jokes More Ethiopian Rave Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.