What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.