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What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit