What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

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Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?

Because egypt his tooth.

What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane