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What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.