Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
A dead centipede.
They are both empty from the neck up.
Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Tibet
If you conceive something, they can execute it.
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
