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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U":

Las Vegas Jokes More Las Vegas Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Conceive Jokes More Conceive Jokes

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.