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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

Why do we have 52,455,865 pictures of Grandma?

My future grandchildren probably

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Car Mechanic Jokes More Car Mechanic Jokes

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.