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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

Who's there! Annetta! Annetta who?

Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus!

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What do you call your grandma on speed dial?

Instragram!

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.