What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Why do we have 52,455,865 pictures of Grandma?

My future grandchildren probably

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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"