What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

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Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it