Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
Thought you said psychopath.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
Cuz you my BOO
Because they work for peanuts
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
