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What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

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How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!