Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
The Swallow.
She swallowed
By swimming in the main stream.
Rich... Also an ambulance.
The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Because of the.
Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Tickle its balls.
A Robin Williams.
A dead bird.
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
On the rocks
Ice cream fits in a tub.
