Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.
He couldn't swallow his pride.
Drowns.
The short ones drowned in the floods
The Adhomineminal Snowman
Burger King didn't cover his whopper.
Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
The night before a test.
He used a skeleton key.
My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that
Take the P out of him.
A dead bird
Gravely voice) "Just ice."
Whiskey sour
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.
