Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
To make them happy before they die.
Reality
Lol
Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
He kept coffin
Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."
The cow didn't make it.
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Put it in his honey.
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"
A dead bird.
Two fingers of whiskey.
Just ice.
Ice cream fits in a tub.
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
