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What does it look like when someone is drowning?

Lol

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What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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How do you get high underwater?

Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!