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Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.