Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

Who's there! Andy! Andy who?

Andy little gadgets to have door knockers!

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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.