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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women?

Snowballs.

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Who's there! Andy! Andy who?

Andy little gadgets to have door knockers!

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls