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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

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What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Who's there! Ann! Ann who?

Ann-onymous!

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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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Whatsapp &amp?

Facebook?

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

Who's there! Andy! Andy who?

Andy little gadgets to have door knockers!

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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.