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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

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What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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Who's there! Ann! Ann who?

Ann-onymous!

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

Why do you never play hide &amp seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Who's there! Andy! Andy who?

Andy little gadgets to have door knockers!

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.