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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.