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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."