Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say