Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.