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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.