Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

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What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

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Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!