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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Why don't black people like pirates?

They pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".