Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
Outlaws are wanted people
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Too many Cheetahs.
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
Twitter only allows 140 characters.
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Because he was bean stalked.....
They could be stalking you!
