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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

Get off the merry-go-round!

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

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Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What is lemonade?

When you help an old lemon across the street.

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!