Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the woodworm say to the chair?

It's been nice gnawing you!

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.