Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE...!!!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair