So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
A 1st grader was resisting a rest.
3, and the rest are true stories.
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
A Chair-ity!
