So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
A 1st grader was resisting a rest.
Take away their chairs
Because they don't have chairs.