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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

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What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite song?

Shake It Off

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What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.