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Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why did the football go to the bank?

To get is quarterback.

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

Strategy Jokes More Strategy Jokes

What does Pong and WW1 have in common?

It's not about strategy, but endurance.

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

Discuss Jokes More Discuss Jokes

Why do soccer announcers make terrible business executives?

They constantly discuss productivity GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALs.

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.