Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

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Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

What does Pong and WW1 have in common?

It's not about strategy, but endurance.

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How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.