Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door >
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
According to my neighbor it's 458 times.
Her diode starts flashing green.
There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here.
A knock-knocktopus.
To prove it wasn't chicken. >: