When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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What's faster than Usain Bolt?

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Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

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When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt: