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What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

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What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

What is Palpatine's favourite breakfast pastry?

Coruscant