What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

What is Palpatine's favourite breakfast pastry?

Coruscant