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What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

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Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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What is Palpatine's favourite breakfast pastry?

Coruscant

What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord