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Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

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What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

Lost.

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.