Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.