Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

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What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

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Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.