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Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

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What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."