Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.