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Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...