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What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

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Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Maxi Pad Jokes More Maxi Pad Jokes

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad