What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

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Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

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A Doberman fincher!

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How do you put out a maxipad fire?

You tampon it.

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad