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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

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Beef Stroken off

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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Toby or not Toby

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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.