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What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

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What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.