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What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

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How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

Who's there! Beef! Beef who?

Beef fair now!

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How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE