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Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks