Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.