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Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes