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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

He had to much baggage

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

Hotel Jokes More Hotel Jokes

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.