Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

Hotel Jokes More Hotel Jokes

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.