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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

Who the hell does that in a sock?

Squishes out of the room*

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

He had to much baggage

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Hotel Jokes More Hotel Jokes

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott