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Who the hell does that in a sock?

Squishes out of the room*

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What's a room full of saurkraut?

Over-krauted.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Squish Jokes More Squish Jokes

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.