What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

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Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

What country do I live?

Iran