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What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.