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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the feminist die?

Alone

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent