Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

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What is the chemical composition of banana?

Barium disodium

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

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Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.