Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

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What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

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What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.