Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.