Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.