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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why Three?

Husband: It's for you and your parents.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!