What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants