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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.